Taking a break from blogger.
Maybe, by any chance, you're bored and want to know about the updates of my life, tune in to this.
aces, aces.
end.
11.10.09
26.9.09
Guess what? Hell just froze over.
Okay I know I'm not suppose to be staring. But seriously? I can't help it. I was so shocked at that ungodly sight and couldn't move. I may have been caught staring. The dude just put his hands in his girlfriend's pants. Oh god. AND SHE JUST LET HIM. This is a public place, lovebirds, so keep your hands to yourselves. Geez.
Woah, three hours straight of add maths is a brain cell killer. Is it possible that calculating too much can make your arms sore? Not to mention I'm totally freezing in this library here. I'm so very tired and yes, I have somebody to blame for it. Woan Chyi is singning up for Outward Bound School (OBS) and she needs the clinic to approve her health and what not. She also got her tetanus shot. All these wasted 1++ hours of my life. She made me wake up at 7 (I actually woke up at 6.30am because I forgotten to reset my alarm clock). Lydia refused to walk so we took the bus. In the bus, Woan Chyi and I were like touching the bald part of her head.
I wonder if I should go back now. My plan was to actually stay until nine but well, I can compromise. *grins sheepishly*
I really need to gain some weight. And oh, "good girls go bad" is stuck in my head now. I' trying not to sing it out or I'll terrorize all the people around me and before i know it, They will be throwing rotten eggs at my face, forcing me to shut up. HA! Humming is kind to my soul... and apparently the souls around me. My tummy is making weird sounds. I think I'm hungry. Well it is, after all, my dinner time.
Last night, I spent my time with the two most crazy people in my life. Today our gig is styling our hair. Thanks to Lydia, both of us (as in Woan Chyi and I) got our hair dolled up. With a hole in her fringe, she refuses to camwhore with us. Oh well, it was fun while our styled up hair lasted. Later that night, the three of us agreed on one thing:
WE ARE COOL PEOPLE.
so suck it up, losers.
Apparently, I finally look sixteen because I've been looking like twelve. Nice people. Nice.
WOOOOOOO!
Since you took the liberty of taking the time to view my blog, which I presume that you have interest in my life, I shall update more about it. I know my posts have been vague and uninteresting with all words, no sudden changes in size and colour whatsoever, so I'm giving everyone who cares I existed a break. (: Thank me and say I'm awesome, I'll do it forever! HAHA
7/8/09
We celebrated Singapore's National Day. Since My class is dominated with people from all over Asia, we explained to our class how we celebrate OUR own national day. I know. It's lame but oh well, part of life. Camwhored in the computer lab.
Awesome people. Can't get enough of them, huh?
CHANG WON! :D
AMK(my dog) and TTSN(teddy bear!)
8/8/09
Okay I'm going to go a few months back. This day, I ate really good food until I was freaking bloated mostly because I took too much cake and was forced by Ivanka and Thu to eat it myself (I'm not a big fan of cake) by playing "one two jus!". If I lose, I eat two scoops.
Well, not a very nice day to remember though. It went well at first, ending with misery and hate(yes I am exaggerating). Ivanka had evil thoughts like "I wish the person gets a painful diarrhea that he/she needs to spent in the toilet the whole night". Yes, that is our term of evil.
10/8/09
Thu and I played with fire.... and paper.
27/8/09
THE DAY MY HAND DECIDED TO BE POLITE TO EVERYONE.
19/9/09
This day, though, is an awesome one. Also a cluster outing, for the August babies! Ivanka was sort of emo and I spent my afternoon thinking I did something to her. Oh well, the food was okay I guess. Nice green tea ice cream! And, wow, tired.
end.
25.9.09
Shall you live long and posper.
These are the daily conversations of my life.
me lydia woanchyi
#1
Oh! I want this song!
No
What the name of the song?
*ignore*
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE SONG??!!!!!
*chose to ignore her again*
LY-EN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's not my name
????
#2
I hate soccer.
Yeah. I don't like it too.
I'm lost. Who's the sucker?
Uh... soccer?
YES I KNOW. What's her/his name?
SOCCER.
Oh, you could've said football!
Football?! *immitate tackles in rugby*
*runs, hand clutching an imaginary ball* TOUCHDOWN!!!
*pretends to jump on imaginary pile of people*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
.......................
#3
Padan muka!
What's padan muka?
Uh... something like lose face right?
I think it's something like in your face.
.... IN YOUR FRINGE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
==
(Lydia just had a bad haircut and half of her fringe is gone. The hair stylist hates her.)
#4
me aung
AUNG MYIN KYAW!!!!
*shows indirect middle finger*
What? Why?! *show's ok sign* You pronounce my name damn perfect!
*didn't hear* OKAY.... *thumbs up*
Yes every other things like these always come up. It'll be a wonder why I wouldn't end up so crazy and make funny jokes.
just updating. (:
end.
These are the daily conversations of my life.
me lydia woanchyi
#1
Oh! I want this song!
No
What the name of the song?
*ignore*
WHAT'S THE NAME OF THE SONG??!!!!!
*chose to ignore her again*
LY-EN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
That's not my name
????
#2
I hate soccer.
Yeah. I don't like it too.
I'm lost. Who's the sucker?
Uh... soccer?
YES I KNOW. What's her/his name?
SOCCER.
Oh, you could've said football!
Football?! *immitate tackles in rugby*
*runs, hand clutching an imaginary ball* TOUCHDOWN!!!
*pretends to jump on imaginary pile of people*
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
.......................
#3
Padan muka!
What's padan muka?
Uh... something like lose face right?
I think it's something like in your face.
.... IN YOUR FRINGE!!!
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
==
(Lydia just had a bad haircut and half of her fringe is gone. The hair stylist hates her.)
#4
me aung
AUNG MYIN KYAW!!!!
*shows indirect middle finger*
What? Why?! *show's ok sign* You pronounce my name damn perfect!
*didn't hear* OKAY.... *thumbs up*
Yes every other things like these always come up. It'll be a wonder why I wouldn't end up so crazy and make funny jokes.
just updating. (:
end.
20.9.09
Of the scroching sun, merciless winds and anti-social clouds.
Currently singing horribly along to Wake Me Up When September Ends.
Tell me, why do I find small little things annoying (eg. using "lol" and all funny new kinds of short forms, keeping my wheatables open and now it's gone soft etc. etc.) and keep trying to make everything go my way, the way I like it? I ain't no big shot but why do I keep doing that? I'm pissing too many people off and I, for one, have to stop.
Oh, I miss home. I feel so young again. Mummy will do everything for me. I just eat and sleep and eat and sleep. Oh, the comfort of the living room watching my favorite dvds.
Yesterday, I went to eat Japanese at Raffles Place. It was awesome.
Xu Xu (pee) is brainless. I hanged up on him just now. It was a very very satisfying experience *snigger* and he was telling me that i should play basketball with him to improve my social life. Well, he claims that those are excuses.
Ly-En says:
yes
those are excuses
haha
what chu gonna do about it
VXWJ: Life has brought forth things dat we do not wish to see says:
shinigami chop!! u!!
tmrw
Ly-En says:
:'(
VXWJ: Life has brought forth things dat we do not wish to see says:
thenshinigami chop u again in skool
Anyway, life's been a bit slow-going. Having study groups. Making fun of friends, having fun with them.
ah, bored.
end.
Currently singing horribly along to Wake Me Up When September Ends.
Tell me, why do I find small little things annoying (eg. using "lol" and all funny new kinds of short forms, keeping my wheatables open and now it's gone soft etc. etc.) and keep trying to make everything go my way, the way I like it? I ain't no big shot but why do I keep doing that? I'm pissing too many people off and I, for one, have to stop.
Oh, I miss home. I feel so young again. Mummy will do everything for me. I just eat and sleep and eat and sleep. Oh, the comfort of the living room watching my favorite dvds.
Yesterday, I went to eat Japanese at Raffles Place. It was awesome.
Xu Xu (pee) is brainless. I hanged up on him just now. It was a very very satisfying experience *snigger* and he was telling me that i should play basketball with him to improve my social life. Well, he claims that those are excuses.
Ly-En says:
yes
those are excuses
haha
what chu gonna do about it
VXWJ: Life has brought forth things dat we do not wish to see says:
shinigami chop!! u!!
tmrw
Ly-En says:
:'(
VXWJ: Life has brought forth things dat we do not wish to see says:
thenshinigami chop u again in skool
Anyway, life's been a bit slow-going. Having study groups. Making fun of friends, having fun with them.
ah, bored.
end.
19.9.09
9.9.09
Fringe.
Today Ivanka decided to have one of her visits. She was a bit overwhelmed, hence no insulting retorts as she comes into the house. She was wearing awesome shoes.
We started to watch Fringe and laughing at Dr. Bishops's random cravings for certain things in life. There was this episode where the guy was "knocked up" by a hybrid animal and there were disgusting little things growing inside of him. They got rid of it, and at the end when the offsprings die, he asked the doctor what will happen. Ivanka straight away said "you shit them out" and as if the man in the tv heard her, he said "you crap'em out"
It was epic.
After i had my lunch, I pryed myself away from the television and both of us went to my room to finish off our sexual-education-project-thingy-that-I-don'-see-the-point-of-doing. We did all we can before her mother comes by to pick her up. It's her brother's birthday, it seems. So happy birthday, Sam. Anyway, she was so tired that we didn't really make any jokes that actually triggered our laughter that can light up the whole neighbourhood. I was pretty dead too because I slept at three last night.
Mom made chocolate half-baked cheese cake. :)
FRINGE IS AWESOME.
Lydia, I'm not pisssed off at you. I was just joking around with you. Jeez, take a joke man. And p/s I hate it when you call me SOMEBODY. Anybody can be somebody.
WHAT. Wednesday already. I'm so dead. So many assignments that require my precious time! Better start doing man.
peace oat, dut.
end,
5.9.09
Going home, people! Poor Lydia, alla lone in her insanity again. I'm so mean, I know. Well, it's about time you start to know how to distinguish between humour and reality. Anyhoo, I am excited.
Yesterday was fun. Ivanka and I moved in to my grandaunt's house. She away now so we have the house all to ourselves. Yay-ness! But now, with all the freedom in the world for these two days, no curfew no nagging, still we sat on our bums enjoying the comfort of her house and, of course, the luxury of the service of the aircond. And holy cow, Ivanka's eating swing (something like mood swing) is up. She can't stop stuffing her face with food! We just finished two packs of Nissin Mi Goreng Kicap Lebih. HAHA
And oh, FACEBOOK IS BY FAR THE AWESOMEST THING THAT HAS EVER HAPPENED TO ME......ok I am exaggerating. Ivanka and I are recently insulting each other on facebook. It's really really really I-am-not-kidding-it's-super-duper-uber-tres fun!!!! Can't stop laughing my ass off because her jokes are GENIUS. I'm so glad I know her. We colour each other's life with insults and verbal abuse. But, we still love each other. THAT IS WHAT MAKES US AWESOME. Right, Ivanka? :)
Okay, we shall do it chronologically, no?
#1
Ivanka Teh Your voice was the background music of my nightmare~ don't sing anymore, Ly- en. ;)
#2
Ivanka Teh Oh well, i wouldn't mind even if i end up with a black guy :) but I know someone who wouldn't attend my wedding: Ly-en.
This is by far the one that really makes me laugh. 38 comments man.
#3
Ivanka Teh Rule no 1. If you are ever stressed till your braincells are bruised, never NEVER NEVER attempt Ly-en's way of meditation. Your braincells will just have premature death.
#4
Ivanka Teh Rule no2. If you're looking for a seat in a crowded place, just look out for Ly -en. She'll gladly offer you her lap :) just like how she did today.
#5
Ivanka Teh Rule no.3, if you see Ly-en flash you her "million dollar smile", just be mentally ready to see her dentures fall out. Cheers!
And well, since she's not as comical as I am (snigger), it's a challenge for me to write something bad that actually pisses her off. Not that I am pissed off, this is actually kind of fun. :)
Ly-En Chin Ivanka shows off her hairy nostrils when she flashes her "idiotic I vanka Smile". Take that!
Hahahaha. Nostril hair extensions! This is legend-wait for it-dary!!!
Anyway, saw my cousin's elmo on the bed. She immediately said "HEY! Look! It's like you without dentures!" WTH man.
million dollar smiles.
complain that i cut off your face???!!!
righty-ho. you have teeth. that's aawesome news.
haha. ahem Ly-En look-a-like without dentures and Ly-En with dentures.
Ah, I'm not going to be breathing Singapore air for six days.
end.
1.9.09
I guess, your excellency, that i should start off by kissing some god's arse.
Which god's arse though? There are so many choices.
See, the Muslims have one god.
The Christians have three gods.
And we Hindus have 36,000,000 gods.
Making a grand total of 36,000,004 divine arses for me to choose from.
So, how quickly do you think you could kiss 36,000,004 arses?Last night was really awesome. I spent my night with my roomie, eating oats, listening to music on my ipod, and at the same time sms-ing with our handphones. We even came up with a family tree of friends. Who married who have who. Apparently albert is bisexual. He's Chang Won's wife... As well as Khoi's husband. I'm getting a little confused. Anyhoo, the others will be kept a secret as we do not want to provoke the parties that can't take jokes. *glare* Ahem ahem. It was just for fun, jeez peepul, take a damn joke.
Later that night, Ivanka came to my room at 12 midnight. We spent the next forty five minutes reading story books. She was reading "The White Tiger" and I was reading "The ice Queen". We were laughing our asses off about the joke in her book. I have to admit, it was one of the books that turned my reading mode on. Love the humour.
This morning was another story. Woke up late as per usual. Ivanka came running in happily. "OMG DID YOU SEE THAT? AN UMBRELLA JUST MATERIALIZED IN FRONT OF THU'S AND MY EYES!" The delusionalized girl was shrieking with laughter. I, of course, panicked. I left my unmrella to dry outside last night. To my horror, it was brown. Oh, three guesses whether my umbrella was outside my room or not. :( By that time, I was laughing my ass off as well. In the lift, Ivanka put a hand on my shoulder and told me, "Good Job."
WTF?
It was epic though. Ivanka can't stop remembering my little brown umbrella falling slowly down, swayed by the wind. I think she may be sniggering in her room now, for all I know.
Today was cold. Ivanka and I used my hair dryer to warm our feet. Oh look, my hair dryer has now become a tool to:
- dry hair
- dry clothes
- dry shoes
- warm feet
Yay-ness.
Sorry Ying Ying. The rain spoils my mood. I have no mood to play basketball with you. :(
end.
29.8.09
Love? It's overrated.
Well, like they say, "the winner takes it all". In this case, "the title tells it all". Love is blind. Even if you make them go through many surgeries and give it many corrective lenses, it will still be as blind as a bat. Ivanka, Ivanka. I'm so proud of you. (:
burung kakak tua,
pak toh dengan panda.
panda sudah tunggu,
tengok wayang dengan Ivanka.
le trum, le trum, le trum oo la la,
le trum, le trum, le trum oo la la,
le trum le trum, le trum oo la la!
burung kakak tua.
ahem ahem.
I was like really random the other day. I was playing with Chang Won and i told him "talk to the hand". I drew a smiley face on my palm and wrote "Hi!" in a bubble. I went on the whole day showing people my hand. Ya Wen was so funny. "Your hand is so polite. People mean to be rude when talk to the hand comes up. But your hand is so smiley and it says hi."
And oo am gee! No band for six weeks! which means, NO NEED TO STAY BACK UNTIL SIX ON TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS. Muahaha!
Wonder how's she doing with her really tall and thin panda. (:
end.
burung kakak tua,
hinggap di jendela.
nenek sudah tua,
giginya tinggal dua.
Well, like they say, "the winner takes it all". In this case, "the title tells it all". Love is blind. Even if you make them go through many surgeries and give it many corrective lenses, it will still be as blind as a bat. Ivanka, Ivanka. I'm so proud of you. (:
burung kakak tua,
pak toh dengan panda.
panda sudah tunggu,
tengok wayang dengan Ivanka.
le trum, le trum, le trum oo la la,
le trum, le trum, le trum oo la la,
le trum le trum, le trum oo la la!
burung kakak tua.
ahem ahem.
I was like really random the other day. I was playing with Chang Won and i told him "talk to the hand". I drew a smiley face on my palm and wrote "Hi!" in a bubble. I went on the whole day showing people my hand. Ya Wen was so funny. "Your hand is so polite. People mean to be rude when talk to the hand comes up. But your hand is so smiley and it says hi."
And oo am gee! No band for six weeks! which means, NO NEED TO STAY BACK UNTIL SIX ON TUESDAYS AND THURSDAYS. Muahaha!
Wonder how's she doing with her really tall and thin panda. (:
end.
22.8.09
Shakespeare promotes suicide.
I realised everything is linked. There's no point blaming somebody for something that has happened, because at the end of the day, it all comes back to you.
I've been shooting some hoops recently. I would be lying if I ever tell you that I don't care if the ball got in or not, because I do really care. I totally suck at it. If you ever see me playing you would laugh your ass off (does that make is LYAO?). Ivanka had a match this morning and I didn't see it because I was sleeping. I can't believe it myself, I slept for twelve and a half hours. What's worse is that I still feel like sleeping. Yawning as I am typing.
Having a lot of tests recently. Results are mean. I screw up pretty much everything. On a completely unrelated note, I have an ulcer. It's not my fault the ball hit my chin-ish so hard. I'm pretty sure I acidentally bit it. Ouchie in my mouth!
My table is a mess. With all the upcoming tests and homework homework homework, I am living in a pig sty. If this was home, mummy will scream at me to clean my desk. Ha! I'm not at home. Nenenebubu! though eventually I'll have no choice but to tidy it up (just in case my mom or dad stumble upon my blog and reprimand me for making this kind of remarks..).
my desk that resembles a pig sty.
I just realise that the colour is so monocoloured (if that is even a word. I'm pretty sure it isn't though) compared to lyssa's muticoloured desk.
I just got back from the music room. I so very screwed up my piano playing skills. I use to pwn people in playing the Jay Chou's secret. It was so freaking FLAWLESS. Now? Let's just say that I'm a mortal being which have a large number of impurities. This is going nowhere. Though i can play random parts of songs by ear. (: Ya Wen almost ate a cockroach. Or rather, it almost flew into her mouth.
I need a new playlist. I have resort to listening to Backstreet Boys and Bryan Adams.
my iPod! :D
need music.
end.
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